What?? Another chapter?? And it hasn’t been seven months??? :O
Um, Will, honey?
Are – are you sure that’s really the best way to do that?
Will: Yes! The monkey say so!
Disturbing. But I’ll take it.
Nancy is such a sweet child. I have never seen a sims child help so much around the house! You go, Nancy Future.
Eleven, look at the ice cream! Be tempted! Be a child! INDULGE! >:]
Eleven: I prefer salad, thank you very much.
Who are you.
She always opts for the green salad, which is entirely foreign to me.
I am very, very surprised Farquaad and Adrian are able to continue being parents. I’m also surprised anyone (including Farquaad) is still alive.
Seriously. Why did I buy this computer? I should have known that it would only be used for playing games…not that I would know that from, uh, personal experience…
cough: see sims
Aw, look! Your first bus ride together! I would say first bus ride to your first day of school, but, well, we all know that’s not true…
Nancy: I feel attacked.
Look at all the piles of laundry. Look at the laundry machine. You’d think that one would be able to put a pile of dirty clothes in the dryer. That wouldn’t seem impossible, no?
Adrian: I’m trying to be neat but I just can’t reach the dryer 😦
Really? Because the floor looks pretty empty to me. In fact, I bet if you shifted your weight a teensy bit to the left, you’d be able to make it!
Adrian: No. The bear is in the way 😡 *drops another massive pile of laundry*
Well, thanks for that. Also, why are all the piles of laundry identical? Did you take the time to arrange each pile of clothes just so?
Adrian: I have a lot of excess energy.
Let’s have a closer look at the culprit.
What are you even looking at? These gnomes are so odd.
Meanwhile, at the elementary school…
…a familiar orange glow appears.
When was the last time we had a positive point balance?
before this isbi began let’s be real
passing out -5
Random werewolf spawn: heh. loser.
That “loser” brings a friend home from school! A townie! An expression other than pain/remorse! Wow!
Uh…Girl 1: I am suddenly regretting this decision.
Aw, Farquaad is a good host and immediately begins to bond with the girl who is not her daughter.
Why can’t you do this with your own family?
Farquaad: I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS JUDGMENT.
Buffy: if I were human, I would want you as my mom! You seem great 😀
Farquaad: yes, that’s me! Model Parent!
Eleven is nowhere to be found, so mystery vampire girl plays by herself with a weird green potato thing with legs.
It seems the bath taking trend runs in the family.
And the laundry saga continues. 😐
Farquaad continues the Good Parent™ charade and cooks some macaroni and cheese for dinner. In the background, Eleven consumes her standard salad.
What? Why are you leaving a perfectly delicious bowl of mac and cheese on the floor? Disgraceful I say! Horrid I –
Since Eleven’s retreated, Nancy entertains Buffy.
Outside, a familiar, creepy fairy lingers.
Oberon the Creepy. Thank Plumbob for doors. You don’t get to see this because the photos after this chapter were, uh, deleted (oops), but I also deleted Oberon because, well, look at him.
Even Eleven and Adrian agreed!
Eleven: Actually, I was admiring his face makeup.
Adrian: NO, I agree with you! He’s scary!
Yes, that’s definitely…uh…one way of expressing fear.
Next time: utter chaos as we deal with the ramifications of many, many lost photos. (oops x20)