1.07 – Breaker of Sinks

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I’m-Blonded-With-Love*: You and me — we should stick together.

*totally not her actual name

Char: Totally agree with you there.

Farquaad: I’m getting the idea that those two are together.

Tbh, I can’t tell with those two, either. One moment they’re swaying closer to each other, the next, well, see for yourself:

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Char: OOGABOOGAH!

Goldiblonde: What the Plumbob? Why did you scare me like that? 😡

Char: I read that putting your romantic interest in a situation of heightened adrenaline will strengthen your bond!

Nameless: Don’t believe everything you learn in a first year psych class!

Indeed.

Farquaad took this opportunity to use the treadmill outside.

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She changes clothes so. Many. Times. Do you know how much dirty clothing this generates?? WHY. WHY. WHY.

Farquaad: Hey! My diving suit matches the lighting of this treadmill. You should be thanking me — I’m making your pictures better.

…I guess so. Screenshot-203

WOW WHAT AN ABRUPT TIME SHIFT. I kept the location constant, at least!

Oberon: Get out of the way, foul beast!

Euler: I’m here because no one ever visits me in the toilet house and my social needs are still low 😦

Oberon: HISSS

Isn’t that Euler’s line?

Farquaad: Hello?? Over here? Acknowledge me! I’m running in heels.

That was your decision, not mine.

Farquaad: Let me repeat that. Running. In. Heels.

Yes, yes, you’re wonderful.

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Side note: this Oberon paparazzi guy is SUPER CREEPY. I’ve played ahead a bit (a lot), and he will. Not. Leave. The Futures alone.

Oberon: Ah, yes. Work it. Show me your good side! Screenshot-185

Farquaad: *snores*

Oberon: This will look great in the Moonlight Falls Post!

Why are you even taking pictures of her. She’s not even a celebrity.

Oberon: Yeah, she is! The floating gold star tells me she’s a celebrity.

Oh, right. She made friends with a random celebrity the other day. Curses. Screenshot-186

Pay no attention to the torch holder in the foreground of the above photo. No, the real focus of this photo is Cindy Who in the background there.

Farquaad: Hey!

Sin nombre: You know, I’m feeling a sudden surge of anger towards this sink. In fact, it might even be hatred.

Oh no you don’t —

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Cursed-Sink-Breaker: GRR! Who had the nerve to break this sink? Now I can’t wash my beautiful hands!

At this rate, you’re never going to get a name.

This handy firefighter, of course, refused to fix the sink she broke. Okay, Farquaad, you’re up again — go fix that sink!

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Farquaad: Nah, I think I’m going to get some gossip instead.

What. But – but the sink is flooding right next to you —

Farquaad: Hey, Lucy, what’s up with you and Char? Screenshot-190

Totally-not-Lucy-I-swear: Hehehe you really want to know?

Uh…maybe not all the details. I’m not sure how old our readers are.

Firewoman#2: Huh? Readers?

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By the way, the whole time this conversation was going down, Char was sitting at the table with his juice-box.

Char: What? I like gossip.

They’re discussing your love life.

Char: So? It’s gossip. *slurps juice* Screenshot-193

Thanks, Farquaad.

Farquaad: Yeah, yeah. Just make sure you hire some babysitters when it comes time for it, alright?

Sorry, that means losing points, and I can’t have that.

Farquaad: Wai – what? This isn’t what I signed up for!

MOVING ON TO THE FIREHOUSE’S FAVE SOAP OPERA COUPLE.Screenshot-194

Char: I think I love you.

Breaker-of-sinks: I love you, too!

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Char: Actually, jk. I think I hate you.

Destroyer: ditto 😡

Sigh. I swear, you guys, make up your minds!

Char + Sink-Hater: NO.

Well, then.

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Whoa! Who’s actually cleaning that mess? What darling, wonderful, poor fool is mopping? Screenshot-198

Aw. Yup, you guessed it — Adrian possesses the holy grail of all traits —

NEAT.

*cue angels singing*

This is great, really, Adrian. You’re going to be so happy once you’ve joined the Future household.

Your future (heh) awaits!

Adrian: Wait! That sponge looks highly stressed! D:

Uh oh. Quick, Farquaad! Activate jaw powers!

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Farquaad: On it, boss.

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3 comments

  1. raymondsanti · September 4, 2016

    Oooooh 😉 Go Adrian! Also, can I petition to name that one person Destroyer-of-Sinks? XD

    Liked by 2 people

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